Our two-part finale picks up with Colton finally being found tearing down the streets of Portugal. Chris Harrison is promptly sic’ed onto him, and in this moment we get a tap at that 4th wall where Colton openly admits he doesn’t have his own phone…

I’ve long considered Tell All episodes to be my week off here at ATPP, but there’s often too much good fashion to ignore. This post is to keep up with my tradition to do a fashion-only roundup of Women Tell All, complete with your requests and my choices for Best Dressed…